Lucy Porter waving one arm in the air and the other holding a bag that contains a dog, stood in front an orange-lit background

Lucy Porter

Comedy No Regrets! Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:00pm The Haymarket



£24 (includes £4 booking fee)


Suitable for: ages 16 and over

The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy's got hundreds, and she's prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them. Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails. Lucy describes all the mistakes she's made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she'd acted differently.

Lucy looks at the things we might all collectively regret – not sticking to the work-life balance we strove for during lockdown, not realising that clapping for the NHS wouldn't be enough to save it, and allowing people we thought were quite fun on TV to become politicians.


5 Stars

A treat from start to finish
The Herald

4 Stars

Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes... Genuinely delightful
The Telegraph

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