Four women in fur coats pretend to roar at the camera while stood in front of leopard print doors

Flat and the Curves

Rock & Pop Now That’s What I Call Feral Thu 19 Mar 2026, 7:30pm The Haymarket

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Tickets:

£24 (includes £4 booking fee)

Warning

Suitable for: strictly ages 18 and over

Brace yourself for 90 minutes of outrageous comedy with the award-winning cabaret girl band Flat and the Curves.

Join the vocal powerhouses as they take you through the highs, the lows and the hangovers in between. Expect original songs where class meets chaos in this exuberant love letter to being gloriously untamed. 
 
With high praise from The Scotsman, Edinburgh Fringe, Sunday Express, BroadwayWorld and many more, Flat and the Curves deliver a raucous look at life’s disasters and absurdities with a cheeky wink and the jolt of a shot of tequila!
 
Book now for an unforgettable evening of grape-induced wisdom, ferocious vocals and gloriously feral fun!

Reviews

5 Stars

Truly remarkable
BroadwayWorld

5 Stars

A powerhouse cabaret act
The Scotsman

5 Stars

Phenomenally entertaining
Chortle

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