Andy Parsons a bald, middle-aged man sits at a wooden desk in a black suit. On the desk is a big red button which he has his finger on. Behind him are vapor trails in the sky

Andy Parsons

Comedy Please #@!$ off to Mars Sat 9 May 2026, 7:30pm The Haymarket
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Tickets:

£23. Over 65s, under 16s and f/t students £21 (includes £4 booking fee)

Warning

Suitable for: strictly ages 14 and over (likely to be swearing and adult content)

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

After his nationwide sell-out 2023/24 tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special. 

Reviews

Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire
The Mirror
It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents
The Guardian
Laugh Out Loud Funny
Sunday Telegraph

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