Sue Pollard looks beyond the camera, smiling.


Drama starring Su Pollard (Hi-de-Hi!) The Haymarket

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£24 (includes £3 booking fee)

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Birdie’s a hoarder. The neighbours call her a harridan and a harpy, although most have never even met her. They see her hoard as a hazard for house prices. But it isn’t rubbish. It’s her life’s work and it exists because years ago something deeply cherished was stolen, and Birdie’s not been able to give up anything since. She’ll do anything to get this priceless thing back. Anything at all.

Following a critically acclaimed run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, this razor-sharp drama from Fringe First award-winner Philip Meeks (Kiss Me Honey, Honey!), starring national treasure Su Pollard, heads out on tour for the first time.


5 Stars

Su Pollard gives the performance of her life, an unmissable tour-de-force of comedy and drama brought together in a fantastically constructed piece of theatre
Theatre Weekly

5 Stars

Su Pollard gives a mesmerising performance... in this razor-sharp, bittersweet story of loneliness
The Curtain Up Show

4 Stars

A bitter-sweet production… Pollard is effortless… she delivers a powerful performance which has the audience hooked from the thunderous entrance straight through
Ed Fest Magazine

4 Stars

Razor-sharp writing... filled with laugh-out-loud humour, celebrating eccentricity
British Theatre Guide

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