Hal holding a wedding ring in on hand and showing his empty wedding finger to the camera

Hal Cruttenden

Comedy It's Best You Hear It From Me Sat 17 Sep 2022, 7:30pm The Haymarket

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£21 (includes £3 booking fee)


Suitable for: ages 14 and over

This performance has been rescheduled from Sat 22 Jan

After 21 years and 224 days, Hal's back being single. But it's all going to be fine. Instead of getting the therapy he clearly needs, he's made a cracking show about it. He's lost enough weight to almost get his wedding ring off and, while he may be flying solo, he's far from alone; he's got his grown-up daughters, his dogs and his divorce lawyer. The fickle finger of fate has turned Hal's life upside down, but he's sticking a finger right back at it.

Cast & Creatives


5 Stars

Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh a lot!
Daily Mirror

5 Stars

Funniest he’s ever been
Sunday Times

4 Stars

The comedy gift that keeps on giving

4 Stars

Reminded me how much I love stand up

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