Andy Parsons is standing holding a stuffed Bulldog. The dog is wearing a Union Jack

Andy Parsons

Comedy Healing the Nation Thu 10 Jun 2021, 8:00pm The Haymarket

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£18 (includes £3 booking fee)


Suitable for: ages 14 and over

This performance has been rescheduled from Thu 22 Oct. Ticket holders will be contacted

"It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich, and I only needed a sandwich, but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more, it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.

The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country, we will". And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician." - Andy Parsons

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo andQ.I.


Cracking adlibbing… a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain
Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags
The Independent
A consistently strong exposer of bullshit and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career
Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words

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