This performance has been rescheduled from Thu 22 Oct. Ticket holders will be contacted

"It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich, and I only needed a sandwich, but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more, it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.

The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country, we will". And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician." - Andy Parsons

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo andQ.I.